Forensics Speech

For my un-origional speech, I am doing "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!" by Chris Crocker. I edited it a little so it would be appropriate. I will sound like I am crying, though. When I was rehearsing, people thought I was crying for real! I am a great actress. I know. This is gonna be great!

Here's my speech.

How dare anyone out there make fun of Britney after all she’s been through. She lost her hair, she went through a divorce, she had two kids, her husband turned out to be a user, a cheater, and now she’s going through a custody battle. All you people care about is readers and making money off of her. She’s a human! What you don’t realize is that Britney is making you all this money and all you do is write a bunch of junk about her. She hasn’t performed on stage in years. Her song is called “Gimme More” for a reason because all you people want is more, more, more… Leave her alone! You’re lucky she even performed for you! Leave Britney alone, please. Perez Hilton talked about professionalism and said if Britney was a professional, she would have pulled it off no matter what. Speaking of “professionalism,” what kind of a professional publicly busts her when she’s going through a hard time? Leave Britney alone, please. Leave Britney Spears alone RIGHT NOW. I mean it. Anyone who has a problem with her, you deal with me, because she’s not well right now. Leave her alone!