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Current News Event: A couple snuck into a Thanksgiving dinner party at the White House without an invitation. Jay Leno's reaction? "The last time someone got into the White House that didn't belong there, he stayed for eight years!" Reffering to GWB. LOL.
OMG. THAT WAS A CURRENT NEWS EVENT AND A QUOTE. MULTITANLENTED!
Dictionary.com word of the day: Couture (ooh, that's a good one!)
1. The business of designing, making, and selling highly fashionable, usually custom-made clothing for women.
2. Dressmakers and fashion designers considered as a group.
3. The high-fashion clothing created by designers.
adjective:
1. Created or produced by a fashion designer.
2. Being, having, or suggesting the style, quality, etc., of a fashion designer; very fashionable.
New vocab word of the day:
co·her·ent
adj.
1. Sticking together; cohering.
2. Marked by an orderly, logical, and aesthetically consistent relation of parts: a coherent essay.
3. Physics Of, relating to, or having waves with similar direction, amplitude, and phase that are capable of exhibiting interference.
4. Of or relating to a system of units of measurement in which a small number of basic units are defined from which all others in the system are derived by multiplication or division only.
5. Botany Sticking to but not fused with a part or an organ of the same kind.
Writing goals: Don't have any, this year I've had literally nothing but 100%'s on my papers!
Monday, November 30, 2009
Friday, November 20, 2009
Poem
I think I will be TERRIBLE at this. But I read Sparkles's poem, it was so emotional, so I will attempt to write a sad poem. Attempt to.
WARNING: This is gonna blow. Sheild your eyes!
CEREAL MASCOTS
Trix Rabbit is depressed
For his life is unfair
Because the Lucky Charms Guy
Gets his cereal no matter where
But Trix is for kids
And not for rabbits
And writing terrbible poems
Is now one of his terrible habits
...That was TERRIBLE. I don't know how I thought of that! Don't ask! I thought of a topic randomly, and it was the Lucky Charms guy. That poem was awful. I apoligize.
WARNING: This is gonna blow. Sheild your eyes!
CEREAL MASCOTS
Trix Rabbit is depressed
For his life is unfair
Because the Lucky Charms Guy
Gets his cereal no matter where
But Trix is for kids
And not for rabbits
And writing terrbible poems
Is now one of his terrible habits
...That was TERRIBLE. I don't know how I thought of that! Don't ask! I thought of a topic randomly, and it was the Lucky Charms guy. That poem was awful. I apoligize.
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Forensics Speech
For my un-origional speech, I am doing "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!" by Chris Crocker. I edited it a little so it would be appropriate. I will sound like I am crying, though. When I was rehearsing, people thought I was crying for real! I am a great actress. I know. This is gonna be great!
Here's my speech.
How dare anyone out there make fun of Britney after all she’s been through. She lost her hair, she went through a divorce, she had two kids, her husband turned out to be a user, a cheater, and now she’s going through a custody battle. All you people care about is readers and making money off of her. She’s a human! What you don’t realize is that Britney is making you all this money and all you do is write a bunch of junk about her. She hasn’t performed on stage in years. Her song is called “Gimme More” for a reason because all you people want is more, more, more… Leave her alone! You’re lucky she even performed for you! Leave Britney alone, please. Perez Hilton talked about professionalism and said if Britney was a professional, she would have pulled it off no matter what. Speaking of “professionalism,” what kind of a professional publicly busts her when she’s going through a hard time? Leave Britney alone, please. Leave Britney Spears alone RIGHT NOW. I mean it. Anyone who has a problem with her, you deal with me, because she’s not well right now. Leave her alone!
Here's my speech.
How dare anyone out there make fun of Britney after all she’s been through. She lost her hair, she went through a divorce, she had two kids, her husband turned out to be a user, a cheater, and now she’s going through a custody battle. All you people care about is readers and making money off of her. She’s a human! What you don’t realize is that Britney is making you all this money and all you do is write a bunch of junk about her. She hasn’t performed on stage in years. Her song is called “Gimme More” for a reason because all you people want is more, more, more… Leave her alone! You’re lucky she even performed for you! Leave Britney alone, please. Perez Hilton talked about professionalism and said if Britney was a professional, she would have pulled it off no matter what. Speaking of “professionalism,” what kind of a professional publicly busts her when she’s going through a hard time? Leave Britney alone, please. Leave Britney Spears alone RIGHT NOW. I mean it. Anyone who has a problem with her, you deal with me, because she’s not well right now. Leave her alone!
People's life struggles
I see that lots of people struggle in life. But I will say this:
The only life worth hating is one spent hating it.
-me
The only life worth hating is one spent hating it.
-me
...
Umm, I guess we don't have to name it after our book. So now I wanna rename it but I can't 678 TRIPLE 9 8212! ...Sorry.
...And now, I will vent my thoughts via typing, word-for-word, exactly as I think them, no editing. This, my friend... THIS should be interesting.
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA!!! STILL TASTE IT ON MY TONGUE. Justin Bieber is sooo hot. I know it's LoveDrunk by Boys Like Girls, but AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I MIGHT BE GOING TO SEE BOTH OF THEM IN THE SAME PLACE, YES! I almost won tix to the Jingle Ball on Kiss. I was caller #21, and I was supposed to be #25. That was at 3 AM. And I stayed up after that. I ate Reese's Puffs for breakfast at 3:45. I think breakfast should be spelled "breakfeast." Because it is a feast, after all, a little bit. Unless you call KitKat Bars a breakfast! Then it makes sense, beacause you break it in two and eat it fast. That was pretty random LOL. But really, that was the point. I mean, how could you expect thought that are MINE, only typed-out-ish, to make SENSE?! I mean, really. I'm gonna go now... Kaybye. Hahahaha! That sounded liek Napoleon Dynamite when he hangs up the phone. All right, so I'm not gonna go. ...Kaybye. Nah, just kidding. Obviously. ...OH NO! There's no spellcheck on this thing! What if I spelled breakfast wrong? White roosters would look cool drawn with crayons. Because, white crayons have that cool texture look. I hate it when people hate on white crayons. I HATE HATE! MUAHAHAHA! Alright... SO. Um! WHAT WAS THAT SQUEAKING NOISE? WHERE IS IT COMIGN FROM?!? Well, I think I've answered any questions people may have about my peculiar thoughts. Now you can read my mind...LITERALLY! Was that cheesy? I think that miiiiiiiight be cheesy. But I am not quite sure yet. Well, either way, I'm gonna go now, or this will end up being, like, FIFTY PAGES LONG! I just pulled a neck muscle while chatting with Megan! It HURTS! But it's fine. I'm good. Okay. DONE. BYE.
...And now, I will vent my thoughts via typing, word-for-word, exactly as I think them, no editing. This, my friend... THIS should be interesting.
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA!!! STILL TASTE IT ON MY TONGUE. Justin Bieber is sooo hot. I know it's LoveDrunk by Boys Like Girls, but AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I MIGHT BE GOING TO SEE BOTH OF THEM IN THE SAME PLACE, YES! I almost won tix to the Jingle Ball on Kiss. I was caller #21, and I was supposed to be #25. That was at 3 AM. And I stayed up after that. I ate Reese's Puffs for breakfast at 3:45. I think breakfast should be spelled "breakfeast." Because it is a feast, after all, a little bit. Unless you call KitKat Bars a breakfast! Then it makes sense, beacause you break it in two and eat it fast. That was pretty random LOL. But really, that was the point. I mean, how could you expect thought that are MINE, only typed-out-ish, to make SENSE?! I mean, really. I'm gonna go now... Kaybye. Hahahaha! That sounded liek Napoleon Dynamite when he hangs up the phone. All right, so I'm not gonna go. ...Kaybye. Nah, just kidding. Obviously. ...OH NO! There's no spellcheck on this thing! What if I spelled breakfast wrong? White roosters would look cool drawn with crayons. Because, white crayons have that cool texture look. I hate it when people hate on white crayons. I HATE HATE! MUAHAHAHA! Alright... SO. Um! WHAT WAS THAT SQUEAKING NOISE? WHERE IS IT COMIGN FROM?!? Well, I think I've answered any questions people may have about my peculiar thoughts. Now you can read my mind...LITERALLY! Was that cheesy? I think that miiiiiiiight be cheesy. But I am not quite sure yet. Well, either way, I'm gonna go now, or this will end up being, like, FIFTY PAGES LONG! I just pulled a neck muscle while chatting with Megan! It HURTS! But it's fine. I'm good. Okay. DONE. BYE.
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